Off the Kerb

Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

Tickets go on sale Friday 28 March 11am

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.

After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp stand-up special.

Age restriction: 14+

Reviews

"Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire"

The Mirror

"It's great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents"

The Guardian

"Laugh Out Loud Funny"

Sunday Telegraph

Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

12 October 2025 - 8:00 pm
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